:: eLise is me ::: June 2005

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

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How much more desperate can a guy be?

I am like so fuming mad!

A couple of days ago, I was in the library studying for a test together with Cheryl and Farhana. We were studying and chatting and laughing around and trying hard to digest those tiny mini words on our notes. Then suddenly I received a message.

Lo and behold! It was a message from Terence. (i don't give a shit about mentioning his freaking name here out loud cause i'm gonna expose him!) Well well, why in the world would he message me? Here goes:

Him: Hey, so how are you?

Me: Well I'm fine. Still studying but in my last year now. So how about you?

Him: I'm in NS.

Me: Ohh.. So when did you go in?

Him: A few months ago. So do you have a bf now?

Me: Haha. Nope.

Him: Kkz. That's good. I'm looking for a gf and I thought of you first.

At this freaking moment, I wanna tear out his freaking throat and kill him and hang him using his own bloody freaking intestines and mangle him and stamp on him and grind him and roll him over with a steam roller.

Me: Oh. So should I be honored? Anyway, you got the wrong person so good luck in your search.

And that's the end of our "conversation". How cool can it be? Ooohhh... It's sssoooo cccooolllll!

TO HELL WITH YOU!

What's the problem with this kind of guy? Are you so desperate because you went into NS and you're being deprived of sex that you just have to grab anyone you can think of?

Well, here's some update. This fellow here, I used to date him when I was in Sec 3. Once, he asked: "Do you wanna come my house after school? My mum's not home and we can have fun." So I asked him what he meant by "fun". (obviously i knew what he was referring to but i just had to ask him) He said "oh nothing". Ya right! I believe you! Yuck!

The worst is, he asked me to have sex with him. Well I understand why he asked for that. Cause his hormones are raging and stuff. But what's bad enough is that he's practically begging me. He kept saying things that are obviously lines copied from tv dramas. "I'll be responsible" "Trust me" "I love you".

Oh crap! Excuse me. I am not that dumb as to not know that those are just words to get me into bed. Oh my goodness. And now, you actually have the cheek to tell me that you're looking for a gf and I'm the first person you thought of. How honored!

AAAHHHH!!!!

PISSED OFF! To hell with guys like that. May their sex grow so big that it actually explode or start rotting. Please don't be too happy when your sex starts to grow. It's not growing to make you more virile and become envy of all mankind. It's growing cause I cursed it and it'll freaking explode soon. So get lost and get stranded on an island and await your impending doom in silence.

Morons! Grow up will you?

Saturday, June 04, 2005

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Planning for my Future.

Just signed up a saving plan with Prudential. Every month, I'll be saving $70. And this will go on for 25 years. Though it's kind of long, but at least it makes me save and control my spending habit. I wanna grow old with ka-ching ka-ching ($$), and not collecting drink cans or cardboard boxes. That's pathetic. Anyway, who can guarantee that my kids will take care of me?

Here. Let me state the advantages:

I save $70 every month
After 25 years, I will have a lump sum of over $40,000.
And during this period, I got myself an additional insurance coverage.

The only one disadvantage is:

I will have $70 less each month to spend.

The point here is, if I have that $70 with me, I'll most probably spend it on junk food or stuffs which I don't need. Impulse shopping that is. Might as well save it up. Anyway, at least now I know that in future, I have over $40,000 waiting for me. Woohoo! I can see my future now. So bright! (*ka-ching ka-ching* cash register opening & closing)

Anyway, now I've got a new shopping habit. I don't do impulse shopping anymore. I make out a list of "needs & wants". "Needs" are real important stuffs and are my top priority while "Wants" are either fad style stuffs or just out of impulse. And the "Wants", I can do without. Anyway, remember my "only-buy-quality-product" resolution? Gotta keep that.

Well, hop on to the next happy thing. Got extra doughs from my daddy dearest for shopping. Yeah! Can't wait for my shopping trip with Kerlyn tomorrow. We're both gonna get our Square-Cut jeans and some other stuffs. I'm gonna get some formal tops and maybe bottom (provided i can find low-waist formal pants) and some personal items, and she's gonna get some basic tops for school. So am I! Lol. Can't wait! So excited right now!

Actually, I'm not excited over going shopping. But rather, going out with her. Cause we'll definitely crap around and have loads and tons of fun. Woohoo!

Hey, gotta stop here. Study study study time now. I've got SO MANY tests! OH NO!!!!!

Yada yada yada . . . . . . .

Money Dough Ka-ching Ka-ching . . . . . .

Thursday, June 02, 2005

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Suddenly The World Is So Lovely.

Hoho. Supposed to meet up with lovely Kerlyn for our swimming session today but because I was studying for my test, she decided to just have dinner instead.

Met up at JP and the moment I saw her, she was like: "EEFEI".

Well, something's wrong with her handphone and she was kind of panicking. Almost cried. Poor thing. She was desperately looking for Nokia Care Center but damn them, they shifted to Civic Center. Curses!

Anyway, was scooting around trying to decide what to eat. Ended up at Crystal Jade AGAIN. Haha. Well, ordered abit too much food and ended up we were so full. Didn't finish up all our food though. Gosh, I'm gonna starve in my next lifetime. Retribution! (*CRACK!* thunder strikes)

Walked around and window-shopped. Saw lots of fabulous stuffs. Oh, and did I mention fabulous? Lol. Lalala. Gonna go shopping with her this coming Sunday. Can't wait! Went to Levi's and tried on the Square-Cut jeans. DAMN! I'M IN LOVE! Whoppee! We're both gonna get the Square-Cut jeans this Sunday, and some basic tops from Jennifer. Yeah! New jeans and new tops! YEAH!

Well, gonna bust both our pockets this Sunday cause the jeans cost $139.90. But it's worth it. For the quality and the quality. Haha. It's SUPER comfy. I'm gonna get rid of all my existing jeans one by one and replace them with Levi's. I DON'T CARE! (my dad will kill me)

Anyway, my new resolution. Buy a new Levi's jeans every month. Or at least, buy 1 quality product every month. From now on, I'll only splurge my dough on quality jeans and shoes. No more starchy jeans! No more blisters! (i have like 8 blisters on both feet now) What the tooty.

Hurhurhur. Enough of my hyperventilating. Gotta go study study study. If not I'll get slaughtered tomorrow by my test.

Hohoho. Merry Christmas everyone!

And damn Ch5. For not showing OC and One Tree Hill today. Stupid. Fancy them showing 3 hours of American Idol. It's like SO yesterday. Angry. Opps.

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What Type of Beauty am I ?

You Are a: Natural Beauty

You're the kind of beauty that every guy dreams about.

One that looks good in the morning - without a stich of makeup.

That's doesn't mean you're a total hippie chic though.

You have style, but for you, style is effortless.

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Which City Do I Belong In ?

You Belong in: Rome

You're a big city girl with a small town heart.

Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome.

Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand.

And gorgeous Italian men - could life get any better?

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What Color is my Aura ?

Your Aura is: Blue

Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.

You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.

Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor.

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Which Element am I ?

Your Element is: Earth

Your power color: yellow

Your energy: balancing

Your season: changing of seasons

Dedicated and responsible, you are a rock to your friends.

You are skilled at working out even the most difficult problems.

Low key and calm, you are happiest when you are around loved ones.

Ambitious and goal oriented, you have long term plans to be successful.

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How Well Do I Understand Men ?

You Have Your: PhD in Men

You understand men almost better than anyone.

You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.

Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful.

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What Kind of Girlfriend am I ?

You are a: Great Girlfriend

When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful.

But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself.

You're the perfect blend of independent and caring.

You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too.

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What Kind of Bra am I ?

You Are a: Lace Bra

Dreamy, romantic, and ultra-feminine.

You're a womanly woman who makes guys feel like men.

Your perfect guy is strong, determined, and handsome.

With a softer side that only you can draw out.

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How Much of a Flirt am I ?

You are: 20% Flirt

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I am...

You Are the: Girl Next Door

You're caring, warm, and the girl that nice guys want to marry.

Uncomplicated and simple, you've got an easy going attitude guys love.

But this doesn't mean you're dull - far from it!

You're a great conversationalist, and you're an expert at living the good life.

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My Ideal Hairstyle...

Your Ideal Hairstyle: Short and Textured

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Which Celebrity Sisters am I ?

Your Celebrity Sisters Are: Mary-Kate and Ashley

Funky, eccentric, and offbeat.

You're not a good girl or a bad girl, just a weird girl.

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My Fashion Style is...

Your Fashion Style is: Classic

You like what's stood the test of time.

Simple, well styled clothes that don't scream trendy.

You stay updated and modern, but your clothes stay in style for a while.

You wouldn't be caught in animal prints, fake fur, or super bright colors.