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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

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Turns Me Off

When a person is just plain lazy by nature, he will come up with a thousand and one crap excuses to avoid doing anything, even if his life depends on it.

And that's just the kind of person you are.

Motivation has never been a regular word in your dictionary, unless it concerns a gain or advantage. You only demand and never give anything in return. You do not play fair.

You have the ego of the typical caveman, expecting your girl to do as you wish and to bow to your every demand. You're just a civilisation away from dragging your woman by her hair.

You are the typical guy who lust over the stereotypical girl with long straight hair and snow white complexion. You want the girl-next-door because you cannot stomach a challenge.

You can never understand the meaning of "back off", thinking that being shamelessly relentless in your pursuit is the way to get your girl.

You, are NOT my type of guy.
Never is, and never will.

So stop your shameless act and pull yourself together. Do something to improve yourself. Don't be so damn proud of the fact that you've become stagnant. It's revolting.

I can never appreciate a guy who doesn't have drive, fire, passion and goal in mind. I will never like a guy who doesn't know when to push or pull, or to treat his woman right. And worst of all, I will never be interested in a guy who doesn't want to improve himself.

Don't come up with those crappy excuses to justify your laziness, and don't try to prove me wrong when I hit the spot. It only makes me despise you even more.

And please stop calling me by names which are meant for the special someone. It makes me cringe. I swear it does.

And regardless of how long it takes, nothing will develop. So drop the you-never-know-what-lies-ahead tactic, and the give-it-some-time approach. It just grosses me out that you do not know when to stop.

I'm not the object of your entertainment, and I'm not the girl for you. I'll never tolerate crashing out on the couch all day and doing nothing. And I do not fancy being stuck in a stagnant environment forever. If I can improve some aspects of my life, I will.

I want a guy who will go to the gym with me, go for a run or do fun stuff. Maybe I'll hang around a couch potato in the past because I'm one, but now that I've changed my lifestyle, so have my taste and expectations.

A cheeky guy can be charming too, provided he knows where to draw the line. Even though I have an abnormally high level of tolerance, I'll still blow up in due time. So don't go pushing my buttons to test how far you can go.

How many times must I tell you, or how else should I put it to you, that I will never like you beyond that of a friend. How will you ever get it into your brain?!

You're starting to irritate the hell out of me and my patience's running really low.

Back off now before you threaten the existence of this friendship.

I tried letting you down in a nice way but you insist on staging your demise.

So there you have it.

BACK OFF!

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