:: eLise is me ::: i'm a bore, trapped in a dom.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

La vie est Belle <>

i'm a bore, trapped in a dom.

It is true that we evolve to adapt to our habitat.

My habitat is down right boring and non-happening, that even Boredom will avoid this place. It is practically a ghost town, and I can count the number of people living around, right now, with just my fingers and toes.

Maybe I'll even have a few to spare, which I can do some mani & pedi on.

And because I am totally capable of evolving, and that I'm absolutely adaptive, I'm blending in to be just like my habitat.

BORING !

I'M TURNING INTO A BORING GEEK !

If you're gonna say things like "go out and have fun lah", "aiyo, go out with your friends lah", or stuff of such nature, I'll help you now by telling you to save your breath.

Cos the bus service here stops REALLY early, and the cab fare will send your parents into a blind rage.
And I don't drive.

So . . .
Can someone please remind me, why the heck was I so stubborn, as to not take up driving when I have 6 months of holiday?
Why ? ! ? !

And did I mention everywhere closes really early here?

No more spontaneous "Hey, I'm just below your house, wanna come down for supper?".
No more "Let's go Kbox on ladies night and sing till 2am?".
No more "Wanna come out and slack?".

My social life is going "kaplut!", and collasping fast, like that of a failed spongecake.
My personal life is next on the list.

Heck. I better start doing something about it.
Maybe running around naked and yelling with my hands frailing in the air like a damn hippy will do.

Oh wait. I doubt anyone will even notice that.
There's just no one around to take notice.

Sob your heart out Elise !
Go ahead !
There's lots of tissue to spare.

Oh man . . .
I wonder what can be sexier than a boring geek.

Heck. Now I gotta go and do my daily ritual.
Lying in bed staring at the ceiling with a blanked expression.

All about

: elise :

Jack (or is it Jane?) of all trades,
(almost!)

but Master of none.
(trying to!)

This is my paradise, where I indulge my senses grandiloquently.

A collective effort to keep family & friends updated, and for random strangers to pop by.

I wanted to put a HUGE picture of myself in this space, but being the technologically challenged person that I am, I can't figure out the mojo of it.

So I guess I'll just have to make do with scattering loads of random self-shots all over the blog!

: xoxo :

Hugs & Kisses

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: blabbers :

Gallery of

: memoirs :

Ending

: credits :

Inspired by:

JUICE & Undying Love

Edited by:

Yours Truly... Elise Tan