Wednesday, June 08, 2005
La vie est Belle <>


How much more desperate can a guy be?


I am like so fuming mad!

A couple of days ago, I was in the library studying for a test together with Cheryl and Farhana. We were studying and chatting and laughing around and trying hard to digest those tiny mini words on our notes. Then suddenly I received a message.

Lo and behold! It was a message from Terence. (i don't give a shit about mentioning his freaking name here out loud cause i'm gonna expose him!) Well well, why in the world would he message me? Here goes:

Him: Hey, so how are you?

Me: Well I'm fine. Still studying but in my last year now. So how about you?

Him: I'm in NS.

Me: Ohh.. So when did you go in?

Him: A few months ago. So do you have a bf now?

Me: Haha. Nope.

Him: Kkz. That's good. I'm looking for a gf and I thought of you first.

At this freaking moment, I wanna tear out his freaking throat and kill him and hang him using his own bloody freaking intestines and mangle him and stamp on him and grind him and roll him over with a steam roller.

Me: Oh. So should I be honored? Anyway, you got the wrong person so good luck in your search.

And that's the end of our "conversation". How cool can it be? Ooohhh... It's sssoooo cccooolllll!

TO HELL WITH YOU!

What's the problem with this kind of guy? Are you so desperate because you went into NS and you're being deprived of sex that you just have to grab anyone you can think of?

Well, here's some update. This fellow here, I used to date him when I was in Sec 3. Once, he asked: "Do you wanna come my house after school? My mum's not home and we can have fun." So I asked him what he meant by "fun". (obviously i knew what he was referring to but i just had to ask him) He said "oh nothing". Ya right! I believe you! Yuck!

The worst is, he asked me to have sex with him. Well I understand why he asked for that. Cause his hormones are raging and stuff. But what's bad enough is that he's practically begging me. He kept saying things that are obviously lines copied from tv dramas. "I'll be responsible" "Trust me" "I love you".

Oh crap! Excuse me. I am not that dumb as to not know that those are just words to get me into bed. Oh my goodness. And now, you actually have the cheek to tell me that you're looking for a gf and I'm the first person you thought of. How honored!

AAAHHHH!!!!

PISSED OFF! To hell with guys like that. May their sex grow so big that it actually explode or start rotting. Please don't be too happy when your sex starts to grow. It's not growing to make you more virile and become envy of all mankind. It's growing cause I cursed it and it'll freaking explode soon. So get lost and get stranded on an island and await your impending doom in silence.

Morons! Grow up will you?

smooched by Elise @ 3:37 PM




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