:: eLise is me ::: Shakespeare my ass.

Friday, September 07, 2007

La vie est Belle <>

Shakespeare my ass.

One fine day, I decided to stop using short forms, and to compose all my messages and MSN conversations with proper English.

That, I did.

One fine day, I decided to stop speaking Singlish, and to speak proper English.

That, I did.

So now whenever I receive messages from random guys that goes:

"ello, wanna chat?"

"u in austrlia ah?"

"wah! you live very near me hor."

I can only feel two emotions.

To either punch them in the face, or to rob myself of my sight.

I can't help it.

The dictionary made me feel that way.

I have to stop reading it.

Proofread people.

PROOFREAD!

There's also loads of online dictionaries.

Here's my favourite one:

Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

All about

: elise :

Jack (or is it Jane?) of all trades,
(almost!)

but Master of none.
(trying to!)

This is my paradise, where I indulge my senses grandiloquently.

A collective effort to keep family & friends updated, and for random strangers to pop by.

I wanted to put a HUGE picture of myself in this space, but being the technologically challenged person that I am, I can't figure out the mojo of it.

So I guess I'll just have to make do with scattering loads of random self-shots all over the blog!

: xoxo :

Hugs & Kisses

: xoxo :

: blabbers :

Gallery of

: memoirs :

Ending

: credits :

Inspired by:

JUICE & Undying Love

Edited by:

Yours Truly... Elise Tan